Baron Mulkrin successfully evaded intelligence officers as they located his safe house shortly after his prison breakout. He was possibly tipped-off about the raid by an insider and can be seen making his escape by push-bike, and making a desperate leap for freedom from a window with the sound of distant police sirens in the background.
Police sources are reported as saying that he’s now gone completely underground, and will likely not be heard of again for several months. The safe-house is being checked for any possible clues, but Baron Mulkrin is a master of deception, and will likely blend into society undetected until his next dastardly plan comes to fruition.
We sadly report that Baron Mulkrin is free once again. In what might possible be the shortest re-arrest in history Baron Mulkrin was broken out of Jail by an accomplice with incredibly strong arms, the bars seem to have been twisted as if they were made of rubber. The only witness to the break-out was a tea lady called Dot. She reported seeing Baron Mulkrin speeding off into the night on top of a stolen police car, all she could see of the accomplice was a tall figure with incredibly long arms.
Our teams of detectives are trying to track him down to his nearest safe-house, it’s believed he has many places of refuge for just this type of event. If they fail to catch him within the next 48 hours it’s likely that he will go to ground, and probably attempt to build a secret lair once again.
Professor Bananabrows has become the first sock monkey to successfully climb Mount Everest, completely unsupported, and with nothing to protect his extremities from frostbite. His only support was his sheer strength of determination and will power to do what no sock monkey has ever done before.
Baron Mulkrin has been captured. The evil sockmonkey genius managed to evade detectives for months, but finally his ego got the better of him.
Following recent disclosure of security camera footage he was subsequently arrested while sneaking outside his luxury secret hideout for a banana forage during the middle of the night. Read more »
