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	<title>The Sockmonkey Sanctuary</title>
	<link>http://www.sockmonkeysanctuary.co.uk</link>
	<description>The Uk's First Sockmonky Sanctuary, providing refuge, care, and relaxation for Sockmonkeys</description>
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		<title>Baron Mulkrin Evades MI5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Baron Mulkrin successfully evaded intelligence officers as they located his safe house shortly after his prison breakout. He was possibly tipped-off about the raid by an insider and can be seen making his escape by push-bike, and making a desperate leap for freedom from a window with the sound of distant police sirens in the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sockmonkeysanctuary.co.uk/?p=23</link>
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		<title>He&#8217;s out again!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We sadly report that Baron Mulkrin is free once again. In what might possible be the shortest re-arrest in history Baron Mulkrin was broken out of Jail by an accomplice with incredibly strong arms, the bars seem to have been twisted as if they were made of rubber. The only witness to the break-out was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sockmonkeysanctuary.co.uk/?p=22</link>
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		<title>Sock Monkey Climbs Mount Everest!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Professor Bananabrows has become the first sock monkey to successfully climb Mount Everest, completely unsupported, and with nothing to protect his extremities from frostbite. His only support was his sheer strength of determination and will power to do what no sock monkey has ever done before. The Professors 15 day trek began 2 days after [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sockmonkeysanctuary.co.uk/?p=21</link>
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		<title>Baron Mulkrin Captured!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Baron Mulkrin has been captured. The evil sockmonkey genius managed to evade detectives for months, but finally his ego got the better of him. Following recent disclosure of security camera footage he was subsequently arrested while sneaking outside his luxury secret hideout for a banana forage during the middle of the night. He was caught [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sockmonkeysanctuary.co.uk/?p=20</link>
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		<title>Baron Mulkrin Caught on Camera!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recent security camera footage has revealed the location of Baron Mulkin to the security authorities. The short footage below reveals him relaxing by the pool. This latest information comes after months of security surveillance, and a massive police search. It shouldn&#8217;t be too long before an arrest is made.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sockmonkeysanctuary.co.uk/?p=19</link>
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		<title>Mokey Travels to India</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a quest to find his inner peace Mokey Robinson Smythe is currently traveling India. He sent back this picture taken from Agra after visiting the Taj Mahal &#8211; after he stopped briefly to admire it&#8217;s beautiful crafted Mughal architecture.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sockmonkeysanctuary.co.uk/?p=9</link>
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		<title>The Legend of Baron Mulkrin</title>
		<description><![CDATA[He seems to have access to vast funds, and an almost limitless supply of resources. With many secret hideouts and bases across the globe from which to devise his dastardly plans. Many times he has escaped the authorities by daring escapes from maximum security prisons and carefully laid traps. But who is Baron Mulkrin, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sockmonkeysanctuary.co.uk/?p=8</link>
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		<title>Divine Visits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was an interesting day at the sanctuary this week when an unexpected Sockmonkey turned up to visit Divine Phentom-Phoams, who has such a tragic story, like so many of the Sockmonkeys&#8217; who come here for refuge.Divine Phentom-Phoams comes from an aristocratic background and a tremendously long line of Phentom-Phoams It is even rumored that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sockmonkeysanctuary.co.uk/?p=7</link>
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		<title>Baron Mulkrin Escaped</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It has just been announced that Baron Mulkrin has escaped from the UK&#8217;s maximum security prison &#8211; a single banana was found at the scene with no visible form of exit. There are rumors that indicate he might be behind the recent kidnapping of several sockmonkey celebrities. To what evil ends we do not know. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sockmonkeysanctuary.co.uk/?p=6</link>
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		<title>Monkeys Held Hostage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been receiving reports that a major telecoms company is holding several sockmonkeys hostage in order to promote their plans for global domination of the telecoms industry&#8230; We were contacted by Archibald Clothalot, spokesman of the S.O.S (Save Our Sockmonkeys) Emergency helpline who reports that treatment like this has become commonplace in the society in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sockmonkeysanctuary.co.uk/?p=5</link>
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