Baron Mulkrin Evades MI5

Baron Mulkrin successfully evaded intelligence officers as they located his safe house shortly after his prison breakout. He was possibly tipped-off about the raid by an insider and can be seen making his escape by push-bike, and making a desperate leap for freedom from a window with the sound of distant police sirens in the [...]

He’s out again!

We sadly report that Baron Mulkrin is free once again. In what might possible be the shortest re-arrest in history Baron Mulkrin was broken out of Jail by an accomplice with incredibly strong arms, the bars seem to have been twisted as if they were made of rubber. The only witness to the break-out was [...]

Sock Monkey Climbs Mount Everest!

Professor Bananabrows has become the first sock monkey to successfully climb Mount Everest, completely unsupported, and with nothing to protect his extremities from frostbite. His only support was his sheer strength of determination and will power to do what no sock monkey has ever done before.