The Sockmonkey Sanctuary

Baron Mulkrin has been captured. The evil sockmonkey genius managed to evade detectives for months, but finally his ego got the better of him.

Following recent disclosure of security camera footage he was subsequently arrested while sneaking outside his luxury secret hideout for a banana forage during the middle of the night.

He was caught by the long arm of the law, and we have exclusive images of the arrest and baron Mulkrin in his cell. This should ease those who fear that the arrest is just a rumor, and they can once again go shopping for bananas in safety.

Filed under: Latest News on August 31st, 2007