The Sockmonkey Sanctuary

We sadly report that Baron Mulkrin is free once again. In what might possible be the shortest re-arrest in history Baron Mulkrin was broken out of Jail by an accomplice with incredibly strong arms, the bars seem to have been twisted as if they were made of rubber. The only witness to the break-out was a tea lady called Dot. She reported seeing Baron Mulkrin speeding off into the night on top of a stolen police car, all she could see of the accomplice was a tall figure with incredibly long arms.

Our teams of detectives are trying to track him down to his nearest safe-house, it’s believed he has many places of refuge for just this type of event. If they fail to catch him within the next 48 hours it’s likely that he will go to ground, and probably attempt to build a secret lair once again.

Filed under: Latest News on September 2nd, 2007