Monkeys Held Hostage

We’ve been receiving reports that a major telecoms company is holding several sockmonkeys hostage in order to promote their plans for global domination of the telecoms industry…

Please return my family

We were contacted by Archibald Clothalot, spokesman of the S.O.S (Save Our Sockmonkeys) Emergency helpline who reports that treatment like this has become commonplace in the society in which we live today, and that people need to be told that this kind of treatment must come to an end. Sockmonkeys are not third-rate citizens, or cutesy comfort toys. We will conitnue to keep an eye on the situation in order to secure freedom for the sockmonkeys.

4 Responses to “Monkeys Held Hostage”

  1. we love your website and can you put a pattern on the page for hand made monkeys.

  2. there are lots of patterns around, but we will be publishing a video guide. but until then here’s someone else’s guide.

    http://www.supersockmonkey.com/catalog/howtomake.html

  3. Hey Hey! I really enjoyed looking at your webstie! It is really creative and fun! (My monkey Ollie really enjoyed seeing other monkeys) =-) Plz come t my site if you have anytime! THanks!
    http://www.sockmonkeyusa.webs.com

  4. stupid

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