Baron Mulkrin Escaped
It has just been announced that Baron Mulkrin has escaped from the UK’s maximum security prison – a single banana was found at the scene with no visible form of exit.
There are rumors that indicate he might be behind the recent kidnapping of several sockmonkey celebrities. To what evil ends we do not know. Our researchers and criminal profilers are currently carrying out research to provide the full background profile to Baron Mulkrin. If you see this sockmonkey you are warned to stay away. DO NOT approach him under any circumstances, but to call the Standard Sockmonkey Hotline. S.O.S already have agents in the field trying to track him down, before the dark evil cloud of the Baron once again threatens the safety of our planet.
Filed under: Latest News on August 26th, 2007
that helps a lot but i need to know what some of the evil sock monkeys look like be cause i think we have one he has caused no harm yet but if you can send any info. about how to keep us safe from it if it ever does start to hurt stuf.
thank you,
stacy